That's some serious gourmet shit!
So I'm Man of a few words, man of a few true words, but the truth hurts.
That's some serious gourmet shit!
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Going to the first day of school like
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simplyfreddieg:

boost-and-barbells:

mountedcrucifix:

omg

Holy shit, I almost lost it…

Lucky son of a bitch!
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Omfg
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somamagazine:

M.I.A. for SOMA Magazine.
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Eric Foreman: Sarcastic Genius
Eric Foreman: Sarcastic Genius
Eric Foreman: Sarcastic Genius
Eric Foreman: Sarcastic Genius
Eric Foreman: Sarcastic Genius
Eric Foreman: Sarcastic Genius
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“I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.”
- Robin Williams (1951 - 2014) 


I got chills..

“I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.”
- Robin Williams (1951 - 2014) 


I got chills..
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nickdrake:

Pulp Fiction.
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woodmeat:

woodmeat:

boy listen me right na
i will break nicki minaj. i will put her in my mouth and bend her in half like dirty ass wild west coal miners use ta do when you give them a quarter. ill make her run to all 4 corners of the bed from it. i will blow her back out, and wheel her to physical therapy.

im all about love but she got me feeling feral af i wanna hit it so hard they send me to gitmo and if i get one last phone call i call nicki and let her gurgle and blow bubbles into the phone because i wanna hit that so hard after i nut you need to gather the dragon balls and wish her back to life
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rawrical:

Anaconda (corgi version)